Today I met my Fariy God Mother...

I was working all by myself at the front counter today when I helped out this one lady. She told me she didn't need any help, but she was very impressed by how nice I was. She started telling me that she owns a company and as of today, she is a millionaire. I gave her a high five and she offered me a job. She really wanted to hire me! I didn't think much about it cause I thought she was probably one of those Mary-Kay people.

When she came back up from shopping, she continued to talk about how I should think about her job offer. She even mentioned my lip ring and how it would be okay to wear it to work. She handed me her card after digging in her purse and she left with a smile. She told me to definately check out her site. So I did.

She has a really impressive background. Her company "provides news-oriented public relations services for the greater Sacramento and California community of political, corporate, and legal organizations." I'm not quite sure what that means and what type of job she wants to hand me, but I think I'm gonna do it. I don't know where I'm going in life so why not try it. Right?

Ok... It has been a while since I posted... but tonight, i decided that some type of journal would keep me sane and live longer... so here i go =)

I have been sick for like three days. I started with a fever. Then I was tired all day. Now I'm nauseous. I should learn not to party when I'm sick. I also learnt that whatever I have is highly contagious. I made out with one guy at the bar and he got sick. So did his 2 roommates and his ex-girlfriend. What I want to know is why his ex-girlfriend was sick... whatever.

I have a date on thursday, so I got to shake this cold or mono or whatever. I do not want to infect another person, but if it don't go away, I guess I shall infect =(

It is 12:37 in the morning and I should be resting, but I got addicted to myspace and David Beckham is all over it now. Nice... I will marry you someday (muahahahaha)

YAY! I'm back into the employed world!!

No one knows this, but i got fired from my previous job. Wanna take a guess how? k... enuff guessing. Lemme tell you.

I used to work at this group home for "multi-diagnosed psychological disordered teenage boys." It was thanksgiving and there was no school so the boys were just hanging out being bored. I brought them some PG-13 movies, but they found my rated R stash and decided to play Saw. I found them watching it and told them to turn it off, but the lil fuckers begged and begged me for it. So i'm like, OK, y not. So they watched it...

Well, the same boy who begged me ended up ratting me out too. And next thing i know, I had no job... that lil shit...

But on the brighter note... I went crawling back to Circuit City and it was actually nice of them to take me back for the wage I wanted. Except... dun dun dun! I had to take a fuckin pee test. Last time I smoked was 2 days ago, so i freaked out. But my friend told me about this drink called the body cleanser. I'm like ok... this shit better work.

That night, it was my girls b-day... so wat did i do? I PUFF-PUFFed =) I know i shouldn't because i didn't know if the cleanser stuff works. But i did it anyway cause I'm a stutard. I had to take the test in 2 days....

So I drank a whole bottle of cranberry juice and drank the cleanser on the same day of my test... I was so nervous. I didn't get a call back from Circuit City so i thought for sure I had failed the test.

I DIDN'T! My manager called me while i was at the mall and said "Whatever it is you took before your test worked. You passed the test." YIPPEE!!! So guys, I'm living proof that this shit works... so smoke and smoke till you're merry!

What a weekend of drama... it's too much!

A few months ago

Mike mentioned that his sister will be having a concert in town and he invited me. My friend was stoked to hear Mike invite me because he was thinking months ahead into our relationship. She mentioned it to me on our way home from the bar and she said "this guy really likes you." I didn't really think much of it...

One week before the concert

Mike asked me if I was going and I said "hell yeah!" I am so excited that he remembered and the fact that I will be meeting his sister was so cool! I'm very happy about how our relationship is progressing and this was another big step.

The night of...

He called me at 7:30 pm. The concert was going to be around 9:00 pm. He told me he was going to hop into the shower and get ready, he asked me to put on something nice and he'd call me later.

8:00 pm crept around and I just thought he was still getting ready.
8:30 pm.. It does not take guys longer than this to get ready. I was talking to his bestfriend Paul at the time and he said that he talked to Mike 15 minutes ago and he sounded like he was in the car. He never mentioned me and so far as Paul knows, it was just going to be them two. Hm... kinda fishy..
9:00 comes around and still no call from Mike. I was still on the phone with Paul when Paul put me on hold because Mike was calling him. WTF?! I was on hold for 10 minutes so I hung up and called Mike. No answer.
9:30 pm, Paul called back and resumed conversation. I tried to ask about Mike but all he said was Mike wanted him to go and when Paul asked about me at the end of the phone call, Mike said "oh shit" and hung up. At this time, I was really mad. I was justifying the issue by thinking that maybe Mike forgot and is now on his way. It's all good...
10:00 pm... Alrite... this is the biggest flake ever... I had never been stood up this bad EVER!

At this point, all I wanted to do was sleep, but there was no weed around to knock me out, so I called Bianka to take me to the piercing parlor so I can get my eyebrow pierced. She told me the parlor is probably closed so we ended up going to the bars where I felt even more like shit...

I called Mike at 1:44 am. I know he's there but he's not picking up. What a fuckin pussy...

The next day...

I didn't get out of bed till 4:00 pm. I was depressed. I even smoked in the room which I now totally regret cause my room stinks. I barely had enough energy to crawl out of bed so I can watch a movie and kill time before nightfall. Paul called me halfway through the movie. He asked if Mike have called me back. I said no. He said Mike called him at 2:00 am. I didn't even care. He said if Mike was pissed at me, he needs to stop being a pussy and just talk to me. I agreed. Then, I asked him to go with me to the pool hall later that night to keep me company. I needed to get my mind off shit. He said he'd call me back.

Mike called at 6:00 pm. I asked what I did wrong and if he was mad at me. He said kind of. I asked for an explanation. He said "well, right before I called you, I recieved a call from a bird that told me you made out w/ Jared." I cried. He said he couldn't believe that I would lie to him and he really really like me. He asked "is this true?" I said no. He asked "where did you stay that night?" I said my place. "So you didn't kiss him?" HELL NO! OMFG HE"S UGLY!!

Fortunately, he believed me. He heard me cry and asked me to stop. I tried to giggle and he said much better. I was soooo angry. I demanded to know who would do this to me. That fuckin shit talker need to get his ass kicked. He wouldn't tell me because "it don't matter." He's probably right...

From now on, no more hanging out with random guys at the bar because it IS a small world and Mike is pretty popular in this town. Who knew that those guys knew Mike. I just don't want to deal with shit heads who don't know the story and cause drama in a happy story. I'm just happy that Mike is still with me... that's all that matters to me right now.

Wow... what a nite

Last night was the Exotic Zone Ball. Me and Bianka have been waiting for it so anxiously and finally we got to go. It took me weeks of work to prepare for the ball and it was all worth it. I fit perfectly into my costume and I looked really hot in it =)

Before the ball, everyone decided to get drunk at Bianka's. I made a stupid move by inviting my ex ahead of time and allowing my new man to kick it w/ us too last minute. Bianka said it was really dumb, but it turned out just fine. Joe had a girl with him and Mike was sooo much fun!

The ball was AWESOME! The sign said "no nudity," but there were a billion topless women there. It was pretty cool cause they were all pretty hot. This must've been the only night where scandal is non-existant. There were lots of ass slappin, lesbian action, and lots of picture taking. I had so many guys ask me to arrest them, but I told them that they were not naughty enough =)

There was one drawback to the whole thing. Moving back to last tuesday, I was at a bar and I met this dude that I was not interested in, but we were kinda flirting. We... um... wrestled. And I mean wrestling on the ground (not sex). Well, Mike had been hoping to run into some old buds at the ball. And guess what... Mike and wrestler are old buds!    When I saw them, I freaked out. I'm like OMG! I slapped my face a few times hoping I'd wake up and Mike came up to me asking what I was doing. It was KRAZY!

To make matters worst, we had to kick it w/ them after the ball.    So we did...

I told Mike how I wrestled his friends (better to hear it from me than him). Mike got mad and walked away from me. It's cool though, cause we totally talked about it later on and all was good.

The night continues...

After the ball, we head on over to the hotel where the guyz were staying at. Everyone was DRUNK when we got there. So drunk that some guyz decided to harass the neighbors so bad that she called the cops. About eight police officers showed up at the door. We got kicked out. I tried to convince them that I was a police officer too and I got the situation handled, but they didn't think it was amusing. So we left.

As we were leaving, Mike disappears and we lost him for like 1 hour. We ran into other people from the hotel room spread out all over the hotel, but Mike was nowhere to be found. We finally found him later walking outside while me and his friend were smoking a cigarette. He had dirt all over his jacket. Later on, he told me that he got lost in the hotel and ended up in someone's room. They drank or whatever, he doesn't even remember and then he left. He exited the hotel and fell somewhere trying to climb over a fence.    He couldn't remember most of the night, but based on how drunk he was, I am betting that he had a good night.

So all came together at the end of the night. Everyone had a blast, especially me. I got to be a hot ass cop and I got to arrest a hot ass rocker. Nothing could be better. I would definately do this again =)

End of a very long ass story. (ahem, novel).

 
Check out that sexy beer wench and that sexy cop in training =)

Hey sexy rockers, may I have your autograph?